Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries out and about in New York (10/5)

You may not have heard about this (there wasn't much in the news about it), but Kim Kardashian actually got married to NBA "star" Kris Humphries in August. "Going well" is not exactly the words I'd use to describe their life together so far. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Kris thought he could handle living with his every move followed by a reality TV camera crew - but not he is having second thoughts. He believed Kim's hunger for the spotlight would tail off after the wedding, but it's just gotten worse. He thinks she is more obsessed with being famous than having a happy marriage. [He thinks] he is nothing more than a prop for Kim's photo ops."
Oh, well that doesn't sound too bad. They can definitely work through these problems with a little counseling. At least they're not fighting over money . . .
"[Kim] constantly says things like, 'At least one person in this family is bringing in a paycheck.' It sickens Kris that Kim will spend tens of thousands of dollars a week on her appearance, and refuses to wear the same thing twice. It's things like this that make him want out off the marriage. Kris is going to give the relationship a bit more time - but if things don't change, he's out!"
Sorry Kris, you don't get any sympathy from us. You knew going in to this that your future wife was a money-crazed attention whore. Did you think that would change once you put a ring on her finger? No, the only way Kris will ever be able to really gain Kim's love and respect is if he suddenly starts to piss nickels or sells advertising space on his forehead. "The man of my dreams!"

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  • ..{Attractive man}..

    Go go back X_X

  • Anonymous

    All you KK haters are so pathetic. Ask yourselves why Kim K is a multi millionair and you are a penneyless loser? In a couple of years it is estimated that the Kardashians will be worth more than a billion $$$. Seems like they know how to make money and stay off unemployment.

  • anonymous

    Yeah they each made their fortunes suck the dick of rich black guys. Except the old one with the irritating voice and the kid.

    But then again she's also the poorest of the three.

  • Any Mouse

    I doubt that you get to be a millionair by sucking off black guys, or even black, brown and white guys.

  • KK-Sucks

    Kim is nothing but a spotlight whore, if she ever said to me 'At least one person in this family is bringing in a paycheck.' I would smack the living shit out of her cock-sucking ass. Kris you were used as a tool and nothing more, if you thought otherwise then you deserve everything this money sucking cunt gives you. My advise, beat the shit out her on a daily basis and you might pound the "stupid bitch" out of her but I doubt it... KIM: You suck you fucking slut!! Have a great life B I T C H !!

  • That's Amore!

    Gee, and she's so awesome in bed.

  • Hawk

    Stop whining Kris. You knew what you were getting into. Now get her pregnant so she can have a kid to exploit for more cash and magazine covers.

  • Steve

    Hey look, it's midget and tower out on the town!

  • Larry

    Who gives a fuck..these talent-less assholes (Kardashians) should not be given any more press time...they are the low lives of society and we are making them rich by watching and reading about these idiots.

  • bob

    oh the irony...

  • anonymous

    Herpy-Derp Humphries must be the only moron on the planet that didn't know all Kim loves is money and fame.

    She doesn't bang rich black athletes; she uses them to pay their bills. She just happened to marry Herpy-Derp who just happens to be an unrestricted free agent in a year that may have a cancelled season.

  • Anonymous

    Hes the only person that doesnt know hes a prop? Haha what a maroon.

  • ..{Attractive man}..

    K k k k go go

  • .♥.handsome.♥.

    Problem about what?

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