Kim Kardashian consults 'top divorce lawyer' . . . this smells like a cliffhanger of a season finale

Kim Kardashian at the grand opening of Millions Of Milkshakes at the Dubai Mall in the United Arab Emirates (10/14)

If random internet speculation is to be believed -- and really, why shouldn't it be? -- Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are well on their way to a divorce. In fact, Kim has already hired a "top divorce lawyer" to divvy up the assets (lol, like Kris has assets or something). Via the New York Post:

Star reports that Kardashian may have already consulted a "top divorce lawyer," as she was spotted on said lawyer's floor in a New York office building. The magazine claims that Kardashian is fed up with Humphries' partying while he is out of a job thanks to the NBA lockout. It reported that Humphries has been spotted partying in both Miami and New York without Kim, getting flirty with multiple women and "acting like a single man."

Another source told the Daily Mail:

"I don't know when they'll announce the split or why they got married in the first place but they are done. They are divorcing. They haven't been together for a month and while Kim has been staying in New York she has been staying in a hotel room which Kris has failed to visit."

This marriage is finally starting to make sense. At first, the only reason I figured Kim got married was to have a kid so she could sell the baby pictures. But now I see that getting married was just a way for her to keep her name in the press every day with "marriage trouble" stories. Let's give Kim some credit: just like she once did with Ray-J, Kim has now got the media in the palms of her hands . . . and her mouth . . . and between her boobs . . . and you get the point.

*32 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

Where is her hajib and burka? She is improperly dressed.

..{Attractive man}..

Look look how she Happy

go

I wouldnt piss in her mouth.

Anonymous

But would you let her piss in yours, thats the question LOL

Anonymous

She's ready to suck on wealthier cocks

..{Attractive man}..

Hahahaha

Anonymous

They're not getting divorced yet. They'll have a kid or two first.

STD

It's probably for the best. Kimmy just isn't cut out for the constraints and responsibilities of marriage. Marriage is so confining. Kimmy is like a beautiful butterfly that needs to flit from flower to flower.

KK-Sucks

Yeah baby suck that royal cock, are you one of the virgins.... forget that, get a divorce and then hopefully get run over by a Garbage Truck (they fully equipped to pick up shit like you). In the mean time F O A D !!

Fuck

Off

And

Die

Anonymous

I love Dubia

Anon

They were married for 30 seconds; they could probably just get the waste of time annulled.

Exactly why does she need a "top divorce laywer" unless she wants the entire wedding show income because her fat greedy ass is as greedy as it is fat.

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Yep i heard Dubia mall is a great mall lucky kim.

Harley4life

When will the 4hour E! Special of divorcing the kartrashian's be aired?

Please !!! Slither ,crawl, walk,run back under the rock you came from...

wtf

Love the pic...

"Kim, show us how you got so famous!"