Kelly Clarkson loves being famous

Kelly Clarkson loves being famous for the exact reason you'd think: calories. Or rather, the ease of access to them. From Contact Music:
Kelly Clarkson loves using her celebrity status to get tables in restaurants. The 'Breakaway' hitmaker insists she would feel like a "tool" if she called a venue to make a booking for herself but is happy to have her assistant arrange things for her.

She said: "I do love it when you call a restaurant and they're booked, then you have an assistant call, dropping your name, and somehow a table is found. I've never dropped it myself though, I'd feel like a tool!"
What a surprise -- the biggest perk Kelly Clarkson associates with her celebrity status involves eating. Not money. Not fame. Not tons of dudes willing to bang a disgusting hosebeast just so they can say they were with someone famous. But food. Look Kelly, if all you ever wanted was to eat, you didn't need to become a world famous singer. You could have just moved to Wisconsin.

*5 Kelly Clarkson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kelly Clarkson Restaurant Perk 1
  • Kelly Clarkson Restaurant Perk 2
  • Kelly Clarkson Restaurant Perk 3
  • Kelly Clarkson Restaurant Perk 4
  • Kelly Clarkson Restaurant Perk 5
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  • cecizahn

    You guys are horrible!!!

    You should judge her for her talent, not her looks.

  • Anonymous

    Hate to say it, she is probably a nice person, but what a pig.

  • ..{ Attractive man}..

    Omg

  • johnson

    bitch looks like shrek

  • .♥.handsome.♥.

    Whos care boring.

  • SSH22

    Holy Cow! They would worship her in India.

  • Buffy

    Hippo and glutton. Stealing food from the mouths of the world's poor and starving.

  • Nick Manning

    I'd still hit it!

  • skinnier than you

    OMG

    cow like

    double chin

    rotund


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