No one cares about Jessica

Jessica Simpson leaving her hotel in Manhattan (10/25)

The reason you haven't seen a flashy People cover announcing Jessica Simpson's pregnancy is because, well, no one really cares. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Jessica Simpson reportedly is telling friends and close associates she has been “stunned” by the relative lack of interest the celebrity magazines have in her increasingly obvious pregnancy. First of all, since it seems clear the actress and singer is expecting, no major publication has any plans to pay Simpson anything near the $500,000 she was asking for the “exclusive” story.

“It also doesn’t help that the baby’s father is her fiance [former NFL player Eric Johnson], a guy nobody really cares about either,” said a top New York magazine exec.

Newsflash Jessica. No one is paying for stories about your pregnancy because no one's been able to tell the difference. Pregnancies are supposed to last nine months, not nine years. Besides, if Jessica really wants to generate attention about this pregnancy, she needs to stop trying to focus everyone's attention on her belly and start getting people to notice her tits -- which shouldn't be too difficult since those sweater puppies are about to turn into sweater Marmadukes.

*25 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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WTF

Funny, most people get married & start families because they're in love and want a family.

Celebrities do it as an investment.

Falcon

And she can always rent the little crumb cruncher out.

Anonymous

Big tits ↑

Big everything else ↓

Jethro

She looks pregnant. When did Jess get knocked up, who is the dastardly bum that did this horrible thing to our poor girl. I feel so bad knowing what she must be going through. Be brave Jess.

Hawk

I'm sure she'll get some offers when the kid is born.

Hopefully that won't be the same time Beyonce pops her kid out, then Jess will be SOL.

Murphy

Those bountiful breasts will soon be able to pump enough white juice to feed a whole bunch of orphans, and she won't even have to go to Africa.

anonymous

what's with fat chicks and cheetah print? part I

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Getting fat bcoz she pragnant

nick

I wish I could just punch you in the pussy right now or your moms.. tell mom I said hi

WTF

Now if people would only take the same approach with the useless KarTRASHian family.

troy

you can get her to abmit it for free, just write a stoty about her getting fat.

Karina

Not sure how you can claim no one cares as its all I've heard about online for the last two weeks.

Anonymous

That's what the Chicago Sun Times said. Reading Comprehension - try it!

anonymous

it would be really funny if magazines paid $500K for info about Tony Romo's baby.