Jessica Simpson leaving her hotel in Manhattan (10/25)

The reason you haven't seen a flashy People cover announcing Jessica Simpson's pregnancy is because, well, no one really cares. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Jessica Simpson reportedly is telling friends and close associates she has been “stunned” by the relative lack of interest the celebrity magazines have in her increasingly obvious pregnancy. First of all, since it seems clear the actress and singer is expecting, no major publication has any plans to pay Simpson anything near the $500,000 she was asking for the “exclusive” story.

“It also doesn’t help that the baby’s father is her fiance [former NFL player Eric Johnson], a guy nobody really cares about either,” said a top New York magazine exec.
Newsflash Jessica. No one is paying for stories about your pregnancy because no one's been able to tell the difference. Pregnancies are supposed to last nine months, not nine years. Besides, if Jessica really wants to generate attention about this pregnancy, she needs to stop trying to focus everyone's attention on her belly and start getting people to notice her tits -- which shouldn't be too difficult since those sweater puppies are about to turn into sweater Marmadukes.

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