It's a girl

Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX (10/10)

Jessica Simpson hasn't even confirmed that she's pregnant yet, but In Touch Weekly somehow already knows that she's having a girl. That's some crazy shit. They should play the lottery.

The moment Jessica Simpson discovered she was pregnant was one of the happiest of her life. But nothing could compare to Jessica’s joy after finding out that she and fiancé Eric Johnson are going to be parents to a beautiful baby girl.

"She’s telling people it’s like winning the lottery, twice,” a friend tells In Touch exclusively. “She and Eric are both so happy."

"He’s telling pals that his daughter will be a daddy’s girl," the friend says, revealing that Eric has already ordered pink bubblegum cigars to hand out when the baby arrives.

Sorry Jessica, you already "won the lottery, twice": it's called your left boob and your right boob. As a matter of fact, it's the kid that's actually the big winner here since it's going to be eating like a king. The reality is that Jessica's probably going to have such a hard time weening her daughter off of boobs, she'll wind up becoming a lesbian -- which is obviously not a big deal. As long as she's not ugly. *ew* That's just gross.

*8 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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master yoda

It's a classy move to have that kid out of wedlock.

Just the thought of those delightful sweater cows getting bigger and bigger over the next 6 months makes it feel like a retarded chimp is trying to punch his way out of my BVDs.

The Oracal

No one ever accused Jess of not being higly classed.

Falcon

Congrats. So, when is the wedding date? Don't put it off to long.

.♥.handsome.♥.

Gongrat parents.

Nick

Hey fuck tard STFU .... I remember when we used to walk the beaches together . Then you would get on your knees and gobble my man goo .. call me

nick

my fran handsome yu alone leave no sadmoth him lak tat. yu vry bad mans i tink. away go.

.♥.handsome.♥.

I'm not your friend go away and take any boy.

.♥.handsome.♥.

What do you want??? I don't know who's you. Leave me alone don't be lie.