Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX (10/10)

Jessica Simpson hasn't even confirmed that she's pregnant yet, but In Touch Weekly somehow already knows that she's having a girl. That's some crazy shit. They should play the lottery.
The moment Jessica Simpson discovered she was pregnant was one of the happiest of her life. But nothing could compare to Jessica’s joy after finding out that she and fiancĂ© Eric Johnson are going to be parents to a beautiful baby girl.

"She’s telling people it’s like winning the lottery, twice,” a friend tells In Touch exclusively. “She and Eric are both so happy."

"He’s telling pals that his daughter will be a daddy’s girl," the friend says, revealing that Eric has already ordered pink bubblegum cigars to hand out when the baby arrives.
Sorry Jessica, you already "won the lottery, twice": it's called your left boob and your right boob. As a matter of fact, it's the kid that's actually the big winner here since it's going to be eating like a king. The reality is that Jessica's probably going to have such a hard time weening her daughter off of boobs, she'll wind up becoming a lesbian -- which is obviously not a big deal. As long as she's not ugly. *ew* That's just gross.

*8 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Its a Girl 1
  • Jessica Simpson Its a Girl 2
  • Jessica Simpson Its a Girl 3
  • Jessica Simpson Its a Girl 4
  • Jessica Simpson Its a Girl 5

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