Jessica Simpson is eating for two

Life & Style is just the latest outlet to claim that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. The latest news is that Jessica was seen "eating for two" at BJ's restaurant in Century City on Sunday. So, um, I guess that means she's been pregnant for the last four years. From the mag:
After watching Jessica wolf down chicken-fried steak (which is 2,084 calories, according to the restaurant's menu), a pizza and a "pizookie" (a big chocolate-chip-cookie dessert clocking in at 887 calories) at BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse in Century City, the onlooker admits she could draw only one conclusion.

"She ordered a ton of food. She has to be pregnant," said the onlooker, adding, "She didn't have any alcohol to drink, either. There looked to be a cocktail on the table, but I didn't see her drink it. She was sipping a Perrier and nibbling off her fiancĂ©’s plate — the cocktail was obviously Eric’s."
Is counting someone's calorie intake really the best way to determine if they're pregnant or not? If it were, you'd guess that Michael Moore's spent more time over the past 20 years being pregnant than Michelle Duggar. No, the fact that Jessica's eating so much doesn't mean that she's pregnant -- it means that it's lunchtime. Sadly, if Jessica doesn't stop stuffing her face, that baby will be so huge that she won't need an episiotomy -- she'll need the jaws of life.

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