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Hulk Hogan arriving at LAX airport (7/20)

Hulk Hogan is getting hosed in the real estate market. After initially listing his Florida mansion for $25 million, he's since dropped the price, and dropped it again, and dropped it again. I guess you could say he's a lot like Dolphins' receiver Brandon Marshall. Seriously, catch a touchdown every once in a while you dickhead. God my fantasy team sucks. From TMZ:
The real estate market has Hulk Hogan in a serious chokehold -- because the Florida mansion he once listed for $25 MILLION ... has now been reduced all the way to $8.87 million.

Hulk has been trying to unload the mansion -- famously featured in "Hogan Knows Best" -- since 2006. He's dropped the asking price twice before ... but now, he's finally UNDER double digits. As for the 17,145 square foot estate -- it boasts 5 bedrooms, 9.5 baths, a boathouse, a pool with a two-tier waterfall, and a four car garage.
Big deal. So Hulk's house has lost a ton of value in the current economic downturn -- whose hasn't? Sure, most of us don't have multimillion dollar mansions, but on a certain level, I think we can all relate to Hulk's current financial problems. Take my situation for example: since Top Ramen raised their price from $.25 to $.30 per package, I've had to stop eating breakfast. Thank god I occasionally find half-eaten fruit on the bus. Finders keepers, sucka!

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[Flynet]
October 03, 2011
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  • *_* hhaaannndddsssooommmeeeeee

    Of course yes yes

  • Carlos

    "... it boasts 5 bedrooms, 9.5 baths, a boathouse, a pool with a two-tier waterfall..."

    -and the souls of millions of children sucked from their bodies to feed the vile beast called Hulkamania.

  • Manuel

    Not so, the Hulk is the idol and role model of millions of young boys. He has always been such a positive influance. Professional wrassling has saved so many boys and young men from going bad.

  • Anonymous

    The down housing market is a small price to pay for having a historic president.

  • Robert

    Don't forget the down economy, but it will all be worth it once we get our hope and change thing going.

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