Oh yeah baby, just like that

I don't know what got up Spain's ass, but they need to chill the fuck out. This is 2011, not 1611. Via 411 Mania:
Eva Longoria has a new film coming out called Without Men, which involves her being left in charge of a small Latin American village after all of the men are recruited by a band of guerillas. The story then explores lesbian relationships with the women. Knowing this, in Spain film executives have cut every scene featuring lesbian activity.

Director Xavier Daniel explains: "We received word from the Spanish distributor specifying that upon the film's debut in Spain, all of the lesbian scenes will be removed. We're very upset that a company would alter a film that way. People won't fully understand the plot if all the female love scenes are cut. It's unbelievable that this would happen in 2011."
I can definitely understand Spain's stance on this issue -- if the women involved are ugly. If they're talking about deleting scenes where Eva is getting it on with some other equally hot chick, then consider this post my official boycott of Spain. That country should get back to its roots, to a time when it didn't persecute its people based on their sexual preferences -- just their religion.

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*15 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Bob

    The weird thing is that there are several of Spanish tv shows that have become internationally famous for their positive and open portrayal of lesbian relationships.

  • FOUL

    GOOD

    Lesbians are boring. Thanks America.

  • Nate Blank

    Muslims are everywhere. You think this is bad, give it another ten years.

  • No

    Your point of view is way too high brow. Know your readers Celebslsam.

  • elketeje

    podría contestar en inglés pero no me da la gana. los comentarios sobre el por qué de la censura en España son de una memez, oligofrenia y necedad que solo de mentes unineuronales pueden salir. pues si que pueden dar lecciones los americanos de libertad, sociedad mas puritana, retrógada y consrvadora no la hay en el mundo. coincido con el que dice además que son un tanto incultos (eso es manifiesto) EN FIN QUE USANDO MI RICO IDIOMA os mando al carajo a todos sobre todo a los que nos llaman "spaniards" .... que grosería. little minds, poor minds, .... care about yor own bussiness and stop talking nonsenses

  • Runtuba

    Yeah! Why can't people just openly have sex in the streets?

  • JV

    Yellow, maybe yo were to live to a skinhead neighborhood, because if you say people in Spain is racist, you didn't see Spain indeed...

    I can't understand how spanish distributor cesured this, as well as I can't undertand why EEUU censured a nipple in superbowl!

  • Sheriff Joe Arpaio

    Ohhh...wooowww....Is true.
    We,the spanish ppl,are homophobic and racist.......Indeed we legalize same sex marriage 5 years ago and we dont shoot inmigrants when they cross our frontier´s pass.......Same as in Texas???
    Stop saying bullshit about a country that 80% of americans cant place on a world map(neither Europe) because their great education and u have no idea about it.

  • Dick

    This is not surprising. Spain is an ass-backwards country. Racism and homophobia are rampant there.

  • Yellow

    Spain is, after France, one of the worst countries in Europe. Spaniards are racist, homophobic and intolerant. Just ask the Gypsies. And I know this because I lived there.

  • Dquaid

    What do you expect? This is Spain, welcome to Socialism.

  • DisKit

    It's not like anyone will see an Eva Longoria movie anyway.

  • Hoeiu601

    Spain is hundred of years more advanced in the themes that you are criticizing than the US. What is this a Yahoo news? Before writing BS you should know more about the things that you are writing.

  • Dquaid

    ¿De qué cojones te quejas? ¿No es esto lo que queríais, jodidos suciatas? Queríais socialismo y tenéis vuestro jodido socialismo de ZParo. Censura al canto, primero Saw VI y ahora ésto. ¡ENHORABUENA!

  • Armadillo

    She should be banned in the U.S. The San Antonio Spurs have banned her from their games. Tony Parker was wise to dump her.


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