Sarah Jessica Parker in London (8/31)

There's no way this story is true, right? It has to be leaked by Sarah's publicist. Via Contact Music:
Sarah Jessica Parker screamed at a security guard and pushed him away during a promotional event in Russia after he tried to kiss the actress. Parker was left in shock when he reportedly ripped his shirt open and leaned in to smooch the actress as she was leaving the venue. The security guard now faces losing his job and is trying to make it up to his wife.

Donstov says, "I shouldn't have done that as a professional but I couldn't believe Sarah Jessica Parker was there, that close to me. Home life could be even more difficult but I'll try to buy some roses and smooth things over."
This Russian security guard must have been hitting the vodka pretty hard. Either that, or the women in Russia still look like 80's Soviet Olympians. Regardless, this guy had to pretty desperate to want to make out with Sarah Jessica Parker -- especially since the last time a Russian wanted to get it on with a horse, it didn't work out to well. I'm looking at you Catherine the Great.

*10 Sarah Jessica Parker pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 1
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 2
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 3
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 4
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 5
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 6
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 7
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 8
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 9
  • Sarah Jessica Parker Makeout 10
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