Sam Ronson owns a bikini?

Samantha Ronson in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (9/24)

Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson are currently on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and on Saturday she donned her sexiest bikini and went down to the beach. And then a hungry shark attacked her fingers. Get it? Because they smelled like fish.

Lesbian humor! Catch it!

*26 Samantha Ronson pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

BOOOOBS!

Jared

Women who don't want to get raped sometimes goes to the plastic surgeon to alter their face. It's apparently pretty common that they say to the doctor: "Give me the Samantha Ronson!"

Jerry

She looks like prime meat to me. I would not mind a few all niters with her. Sam looks experienced.

Carlos

Sam looks okay. I'm happy to see she left the strap-on in her room this time.

Anonymous

This is not a pretty picture and a bikini does nothing to improve her looks. This could qualify as an AHhhhhhhhhh.

8 inches

She doesn't need the smell from her fingers to attract sharks. She's got enough chum between her legs.

Anonymous

Evil hell picture

Paul

Evil Sam in all her glory, what there is of it.

Paul

As much as I dislike Evil Sam, what she did to my goddess, Lindsay, makes me cry tears--which I use to lube my dildo before I f*ck myself.

Anonymous

She and Rosie are very good friends. They have a lot in common.

Lewis

How is this crap

...just nick...

Looks Boring

WTF

Wow, she's got "The Tuck" mastered, you can't see her junk at all!

SSH22

Did you have to ruin my appetite for flesh this morning? Non boner chick. No wonder shes a lesbian.

Paul

That is most beautiful man that I have ever seen .. Would love to have a taste of his frank and beans.