Samantha Ronson in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (9/24)

Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson are currently on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and on Saturday she donned her sexiest bikini and went down to the beach. And then a hungry shark attacked her fingers. Get it? Because they smelled like fish.

Lesbian humor! Catch it!

*26 Samantha Ronson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 1
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 2
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 3
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 4
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 5
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 6
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 7
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 8
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 9
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 10
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 11
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 12
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 13
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 14
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 15
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 16
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 17
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 18
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 19
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 20
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 21
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 22
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 23
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 24
  • Sam Ronson Cabo Bikini 25
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  • Anonymous

    BOOOOBS!

  • Jared

    Women who don't want to get raped sometimes goes to the plastic surgeon to alter their face. It's apparently pretty common that they say to the doctor: "Give me the Samantha Ronson!"

  • Jerry

    She looks like prime meat to me. I would not mind a few all niters with her. Sam looks experienced.

  • Carlos

    Sam looks okay. I'm happy to see she left the strap-on in her room this time.

  • Anonymous

    This is not a pretty picture and a bikini does nothing to improve her looks. This could qualify as an AHhhhhhhhhh.

  • 8 inches

    She doesn't need the smell from her fingers to attract sharks. She's got enough chum between her legs.

  • Anonymous

    Evil hell picture

  • Paul

    Evil Sam in all her glory, what there is of it.

  • Paul

    As much as I dislike Evil Sam, what she did to my goddess, Lindsay, makes me cry tears--which I use to lube my dildo before I f*ck myself.

  • Anonymous

    She and Rosie are very good friends. They have a lot in common.

  • Lewis

    How is this crap

  • ...just nick...

    Looks Boring

  • WTF

    Wow, she's got "The Tuck" mastered, you can't see her junk at all!

  • SSH22

    Did you have to ruin my appetite for flesh this morning? Non boner chick. No wonder shes a lesbian.

  • Paul

    That is most beautiful man that I have ever seen .. Would love to have a taste of his frank and beans.


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