Paris Hilton's "career" is officially over

When Kim Kardashian starts making fun of your career, it may be time to retire . . . and by "time to retire" I mean "jump down an abandoned well." Can you please jump down an abandoned well, Paris Hilton? From the Chicago Sun Times:

While newlywed Kris Humphries is said to be over-the-moon about his bride Kim Kardashian — as well he should be this early on! — I have heard he’s beginning to realize how the couple’s “fishbowl” existence is truly 24/7.

A friend of the NBA free agent recalls overhearing Humphries’ new wife firmly telling him they have to live at this fast pace now — or before you know it the fame game can end, “and you can turn into a Paris Hilton.”

Wow, how the tides have turned. It used to be that Paris Hilton was the envy of every shallow attention-whoring skank. Now it just sounds like she's some sort of boogey man. I imagine before they go to sleep, Kim's mom sits down on Kylie and Kendall's beds and tells them in a scary voice with a flashlight up to her face "...and if you don't create one fake news story a day, you could end up like...PARIS HILTON! ARGGGGGH!"

*11 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]