Here comes the sexy!

Rosie O'Donnell has a new girlfriend

C'mon you didn't think I'd let the whole week go by without at least one ultra-sexy story, did you? Take it away Chicago Sun Times:

Now we know the identity of the beautiful, mysterious blonde who has been spotted at Rosie O’Donnell’s side on several occasions, including the TV talker’s house hunting here. The new gal pal is Michelle Rounds, a top headhunter who specializes in information technology companies. The duo met a few months ago at a New York Starbucks.

This story just goes to prove that money and fame can get ANYONE laid. I mean, if this Michelle chick really is decent looking, she could probably hook up with a ton of other lesbians that are better-looking than Rosie -- like Amber Heard or Justin Bieber. Of course, on a certain level, it does kind of make sense that Rosie's so popular with the ladies. As someone who grew up so close to New Jersey, she's probably really good at the fist pump.

*5 Rosie O'Donnell pictures total in the gallery:

Muffy

Rosie may not be sexy to the guys, but to the ladies she is very attractive. It may be a girl thing, but Rosie just reeks of sex appeal and the promise of memorable organisms

Anonymous

To be sexy? Funny

ellen d

i HAVE A YEAST INFECTION ON MY TONGUE

Lewis

Any People average

Anonymous

100 Pound

Unruly

WTF man!! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" covered this pretty well I thought! Now you're just being sadistic :P

Anonymous

Not sexy.

GCB

Rosie is a very forceful lover, very strong and domineering. Some women like a little pain and bondage with their rough sex.

Hawk

MY EYES!!!

master yoda

WTF!!?!?! Where was the 'don't click here" NSFW warning? My eyes are still burning and the memory of that picture is slowly poisoning my soul.

...just nick...

No no no she never comes the sexy. Looks haters people. Maybe she just cute.

Biff Steele

I love those highlighted bands of fat around Rosie's neck + those huge ultrabright billboard-sized teeth. No wonder her new hagfriend is so very hot.

Ummmm - neck fat...