Madonna at a press conference during the 68th Annual Venice Film Festival in Italy (9/4)

If you haven't heard the news by now, Madonna absolutely *loathes* hydrangeas. So don't even try to give her any. Nobody likes an asshole, dude. If you're thinking about buying her a gift, stick to what you know she loves, like chocolates, the sweet energy-rich blood of a virginal youth, or a new broom. But make sure it's a right-handed one -- they drive on the other side of the road in England.