Lindsay Lohan is pissed

Lindsay Lohan out and about in Beverly Hills (9/6)

Samantha Ronson wants to get married to her girlfriend Erin Foster and guess who's flown off the handle in a jealous rage? Go ahead. I bet you'll never guess in a million years. It's Lindsay Lohan! Weird, she's normally so calm and rational about affairs of the heart. This is so unlike her. From the National Enquirer:
[Lindsay] feverishly phoned, texted, e-mailed and sent messages through friends, begging Sam to call her back ASAP! "She was seething when she got not response," said an insider, "but that shouldn't surprise her - Sam's still very upset because Lindsay offered NO compassion or sympathy after her shock DUI arrest."

"Lindsay;s beside herself! She knew Sam was dating Erin, but had no idea it was serious enough to trigger a marriage proposal. She told me: 'I can't believe that after everything we've been through together, I had to hear about this through the grapevine!' Then she hissed: 'I hope those two #&%$ will be very happy together!'"
If Lindsay is so upset about Sam getting married, it's obvious that she isn't over her yet. Frankly, you've gotta wonder what it is about Sam that's made Lindsay so infatuated with her over the years. The only explanations that make sense are that either Sam's finger have more magic in them than Harry Potter's wand, or her vagina orgasms coke. Either way, now that Sam's off the market, Lindsay's going to have to find something to fill the void. I'd recommend a boxing glove.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Sam Ronson fingers new girl for marriage"

*26 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

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[Flynet]
September 13, 2011
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  • Gianna

    I don't know what's more funny.. calling that a marriage or lindsay actually calling/texting her all angry about it.

  • @@@@lewis@@@@

    Should she change color hair it look alike dry

  • ....nick....

    Yes why she looks old?

  • Alan

    Looks like she could use a good fuck. I wouldn't mind...

  • Anonymous

    She totally gives you head if you meet her price. She takes expensive clothes and shoes, diamonds, trips to Europe, full access to jet-set clubs and parties and, of course, acting roles in shitty movies.

    If you wanna fuck her, though, you better have a good supply of pure Colombian, or she'll laugh in your face. She doesn't do dicks for pleasure.

  • Paul

    I love when asian boys pull out my pubbie hairs with there tiny teeth ..

  • WTF

    She looks like a 40 year old hooker.

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