LeAnn Rimes still trying to convince us that she eats

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at Milos Estiatorio restaurant in New York (9/9)

LeAnn Rimes -- who weighs 47 pounds according to some estimates -- is still trying to convince everyone that she eats. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

You're damn right I just quoted Hamlet, motherfucker. From the Daily Mail:

[LeAnn Rimes] stepped out with husband Eddie Cibrian in New York City blast night looking almost too tiny. Although she wore a leopard print bdress that should have been figure-flattering, the wide belt she wore bonly accentuated how miniscule her waist has gotten. Despite her frail bappearance, the 29-year-old couldn't stop tweeting about the tasty btreats she was enjoying in The Big Apple; she's in town to attend New vbYork Fashion Week.

"5 baklava's later..... I'm not kidding! Wow, Milo's Greek in bNYC.....incredible!" she wrote on her Twitter page yesterday.

She also enjoyed a calorie-laden breakfast at one of his Jay-Z's favourite hometown spots, Bubby's.

"LOVE being able to get a southern breakfast in NYC! Bubby's rocks. I had and eggs with spinach and jalapenos.....paying for that though LOL."

After reading this story, I could go on and on about how LeAnn looked terrible wearing a "wide belt" that didn't go along with her leopard print dress, but then I remembered that I don't actually have Clay Aiken's dick in my mouth. Instead, lets focus on the fact that LeAnn "paid" for eating some jalapenos. I imagine what she was alluding to is that it made her asshole burn -- so exactly what it's like to have unprotected anal with any of the dudes from Jersey Shore. Ain't that right, Snooki?

*5 LeAnn Rimes pictures total in the gallery:

Gianna

Maybe 47.5.. looks like she had a little water there.

Derp

Classy

justgross

Yeah, right she eats, but does d*ck count as food?

MrSatyre

Fuck you, too, Eddie!

Unruly

No matter how hard I try to not give a shit about either one of these wholly uninteresting ass hats, there they are.. insisting that I give a shit.

They can fuck off anytime.

milesaugust

Thought she was gross until those recent bikini pictures, she'll be glad to know I've reconsidered.

Hawk

What exactly does the douchebag Eddie do again? Is he an actor?

master yoda

Nice subtle bird flip by Eddie in the pic.

Well played

SSH22

47 pounds? You must be kidding. More like mid 90's at the very least.

Nick

Yeah dude, I was kidding. What gave it away? MAYBE BECAUSE I SAID SHE WEIGHED 47 FUCKING POUNDS.

Nick

Editor

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Buffy

She eats. She just eats the right foods and does not eat anymore than her body requires. She should get a nobel prize for being such a good example on proper eating and saving some food for the world's starving peoples. People in the Sudan are dying from hunger.

yup

hulk hands...SMASH!