Eric Johnson and Jessica Simpson out and about in Century City (8/16)

Jessica Simpson is so stressed out by her upcoming wedding that she's on the verge of an emotional breakdown. Uh oh, you know what stress means: stress eating. Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn. A friend told the National Enquirer:
"Jessica can't even make the simplest decisions like what perfume she'll wear because she is terrified of being scrutinized," said the friend.

And she's having problems with her fiance, added the insider. If Eric starts asking too many questions, "Jessica bites his head off," explained the source. "She's also argued with him about his desire to serve only vegan food, including a vegan wedding cake. She knows she's being a real-life 'Bridezilla,' but can't help herself. It's caused her to have frequent breakouts on her face, and she's turning to food comfort." (Print Edition - 9/19)
Jessica's so stressed out about her wedding that she's turning to "comfort food"? I sure hope she finds a circus tent big enough to wear on her wedding day. And are we really supposed to be surprised that Jessica can't make "the simplest decisions"? During a wedding, the minister only asks the bride and groom one question, and I'm pretty sure Jessica will fuck that up somehow. "Uhhh, ya'all want me to take him where now?"

*23 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

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