Gisele is a menace

Gisele is behind the wheel -- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!!! From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Gisele Bundchen, supermodel and wife of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, was stopped for speeding over the weekend and given a verbal warning by a Massachusetts state trooper.

State police spokesman David Procopio says Bundchen was going about 70 mph in a 55 mph zone on state Route 6 in Barnstable when she was stopped Saturday. Procopio says two children were in the Cadillac SUV, properly fastened in car seats. The trooper reminded Bundchen that the speed limit on Route 6 is 55, and let her go on her way.
Of course the cop let her go -- she's a world famous supermodel. She could have had body parts strewn around the inside of the car and this dude still would have just given her a warning. This is just another example of how extremely good-looking people always get away with whatever they want. How do you think I built up this stockpile of delicious candy? Stealing from babies, motherfucker.

*15 Gisele pictures total in the gallery:

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[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

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