Eva Longoria is sorta dumb

Eva Longoria on the set of Desperate Housewives in L.A. (8/18)

Remember how well Eva Longoria's last marriage worked out? No? Well apparently neither does she. Because she wants to get married again. From the Daily Star:

Eva Longoria is ready to wed again, say pals. It is just seven months since she divorced cheating husband, basketball star Tony Parker. Eva, 36, has been dating US singer Eduardo Cruz, 11 years her junior, for five months. Close friend, actress Maria Bravo, declared: “She’s so happy with him she’s walking on air.”

Another friend revealed: “She’s found her soulmate and says she’s ready to walk down the aisle again with Eduardo despite being put off marriage by her terrible experience with Tony.”

Wow, what a shock -- Eva's dating someone and she's "so happy" and "walking on air." Isn't this the same type of crap she was spewing when she was with Tony Parker? Listen Eva, no one wants to hear how happy you are with your man when you say the same thing with every dude you date. Just keep your mouth shut and bottle up your emotions inside -- like any normal married couple.

*15 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

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Pruella W.

conceited twit was married once before tony. this will be her 3rd failure then.

Anonymous

However did a woman with a big butt, big mouth, tiny tits and long skinny legs ever become an actress, let alone a sex icon?

Falcon

Tony Parker and the Spurs are happy that she is gone.

Unruly

Fuck that noise, she cheated on him.

Anonymous

Skip the big Parisian wedding this time around Eva.

A nice quicky wedding in Vegas will suffice.

Bruce

She is a boarder broad. They go beyound sorta dumb. BB's give dumb a whole new expanded meaning.

Anonymous

She also has tiny tits.

Anonymous

Any skinny legs.

Anon

"Walking on air....found her soulmate..." LOL

I hate how some chicks overstate their relationships. I remember all the bullsh*t Eva was spreading when she was dating Tony Parker.

Sometimes, you just need to shut up and do your thing without all the exaggeration.

Heisenberg

Sorta Dumb???

WTF

I was going to say, I don't think anyone has ever taken her to be particularly bright...