George Clooney's ex-girlfriend is not fat

Elisabetta Canalis leaving a dance studio in Hollywood after rehearsing for Dancing with the Stars (9/2)

I'm beginning to think George Clooney broke up with Elisabetta Canalis, not because he was fed up with her, but because he wanted to give a huge middle finger to all the horny guys in America. I mean, crap, look how skinny this bitch is. Clooney dumping her was basically his figurative way of whipping out his dick to show everyone how big it is. I'm afraid if I ever see him in public, I'll be forced to punch him in the face.

*25 Elisabetta Canalis pictures total in the gallery:

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[WENN]
September 08, 2011
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  • Pruella W.

    What a dog without makeup. Look at that shnauzher on it! GEORGE IS GAY. He keeps looking like a fool with all these desperate beards.

  • Anonymous

    She's had lipo, that is for certain. And by an inexpensive place at that.

  • Steven

    George gets off on guys, he wants to be seen with hot women, to get people to think he is straight. He is phony and gay.

  • john

    Man faced, Stacy's way better.

  • Anonymous

    he uses woman for props- hes gay.

  • Buffy

    She is one fit and sexy looking lady. Would that more looked as good as she does.

  • Anonymous

    fucking A!

    Clooney is one lucky SOB, fuck the Mediterranean houses, I'd take his "old" pussy any day!

  • mark

    He must be gay to shag Steven Tyler impersonator.

  • Sam

    George Clooney is gay, nuff said.

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