Madonna at a press conference for her film W.E. at the Toronto International Film Festival (9/12)

Madonna is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, while I bet the lowly volunteers at the Toronto International Film Festival aren't even worth a million (losers!), so it makes sense that she wouldn't want them to even look at her. Ew, yuck! Keep your negative non-millionaire energy away from me! From The Globe and Mail:
Eight volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about [her new film W.E.]. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.
Madonna being an uppity bitch is actually the best thing that could have happened to these volunteers. My college roommate happened to see Madonna at a movie theater our freshman year. Made eye contact with her and immediately turned to stone. Craziest thing. I used his body to prop open my door for the rest of the semester. True story.

*26 Madonna pictures total in the gallery:

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[WENN]

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