This might be the saddest thing I've ever read

This might be the saddest thing I've ever read

David Hasselhoff is a sad and lonely man

This might be the saddest thing I've ever read. Flynet says:

Actor David Hasselhoff getting ready for his daughter Hayley's birthday. He bought some gift wrapping paper after having lunch at Chili's alone in Burbank, CA.

I feel so . . . depressed. I will be your friend, David Hasselhoff. I will be your friend.

*14 David Hasselhoff pictures total in the gallery:

Pruella W.

he looks like he was left in the washing machine too long. they kicked him out of Chilis because he started singing on top of the counter while wearing his speedos.

Warren

I am just happy to see that he is out of the hospital and appears to look healthy.

Spoonman

I thought Chili's was required by federal statute to put anyone eating alone in their restaurant on some sort of suicide watch.

Anonymous

You are thinking of Taco Bell

Anonymous

No, No, No. Thats the Tiki Taco and Fish Bar, that the statute applies too.

Spoonman

Actually, upon investigation, it is for anyone in Burbank.

The problem is that most of them have already hung themselves.

Truth Teller

California has the highest percentage of mentally well adjusted people of any state in the union. Folks in Calif are the sanest of the sane.

Anon

The really sad part would be if these pics were taken this week being his daughter's birthday was LAST week.

Bert

David is the man. I would love to mature the way he is. He is so calm, cool and collected. His life is so together.