Bradley Cooper went on a date with J.Lo

Jennifer Lopez on the set of a music video in L.A. (8/22)

I guess Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lopez are dating now or something. Either that or it's just a weird coincidence that they both got hungry at the same time, went to the same restaurant, and ended up sitting at the same table together. And then had sex. From TMZ:

We're told the two hit up Per Se, a restaurant located at Columbus Circle in New York City. We're told the dinner was "romantic" and was just the two of them.

This is an obvious play by Bradley. Single mothers of two with the temperament of a caged lion being poked with a stick don't just come along every day. You gotta lock those chicks up when you can. I'm just surprised he waited so long.

*10 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

Gianna

I hope he at least got some taco flavored kisses.

goodgirlsgobad

She looks like a blow up doll in this picture. She is just plain old trashy. Spic if I ever saw one.

Anonymous

She's still no inbred redneck trailer park white trash, so you know, she's not that bad

justgross

Penny you certainly are delusional. If it weren't for P Diddy, this heffer would be a nothing and a nobody.

Hawk

Jeez, is Cooper working off a checklist or something?

master yoda

It's a win win. Dating makes her seem social and relatable and makes him seem not gay.

Bada Boom!

Anonymous

JLo is a mama grizzly

Penny

JLo is the perfect alpha female. If she decided to go into politics, she would be senator within a year. If she went into business she would be the CEO of a fortune 500 corporation within a year. Genius level intellegence, coupled with take no prisioners, gritty determination and ruthless effeciency are her calling cards.