Brad Pitt bought his kids ponies

I didn't know some kids actually got ponies from their parents. I thought it was just a legend. Aw dammit, my childhood sucked. From The Sun:
Brad Pitt has splashed out on six Shetland ponies for his kids. The 47-year-old actor surprised his brood with the miniature horses, which are now grazing on the family's Chateau Miraval estate in the South of France.

With Brad also buying Angelina a horse, the Jolie-Pitt clan are said to be keen to start pony-trekking together in the French countryside. An insider explained: "Brad ummed and ahhed about it for a while but decided to go for it. He wasn't sure whether they'd find the time as training the children will take a lot of manhours but thinks it will be worth it in the long run. He thinks it's best for them to learn how to ride while they're young."
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a child adopted by multimillionaire movie stars who shower me with over-the-top gifts (like ponies and American citizenship). While we're at it, I'd also like my mom to be one of the hottest pieces of ass on the planet. Not that I ever have naughty thoughts about my mom . . . maybe once . . . or twice . . . last week . . . um, anyway, so about those Lakers . . .

*10 Brad Pitt pictures total in the gallery:

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