Jennifer Aniston is richer than you

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux out and about in New York (9/18)

REMINDER: Jennifer Aniston has way more money than you, and it's not even close. Your mom and I both agree that you need to get your lazy ass off the couch and make something of your life. From the New York Post:

Jennifer Aniston dropped $450,000 on a painting by red-hot artist Glenn Ligon Thursday at Ben Stiller and David Zwirner’s Artists for Haiti charity auction at Christie’s. Aniston sat front-row with boyfriend Justin Theroux, who dutifully handled paddle duties during the bidding, which set a record for a Ligon work.

“People were clapping and cheering, which rarely happens at art auctions,” said a spy. “The auctioneer was right out of central casting, and she was joking with Ben in the front row.”

You've got to give Jen some credit for helping out a charity established to help rebuild Haiti, but is buying a piece of artwork really the best thing she could have done with her $450k? To really help the people of Haiti, they don't need cash, they need moving vans. The only people that probably want to move away from where they live more than Haitians are teenagers.

*8 Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux pictures total in the gallery:

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Deb

They look good together. People who don't like Jennifer Aniston should not read anything about her and/or her boyfriend. Stick to reading the bs about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Honestly, I hate seeing pictures or news about them on Jennifer Aniston's news. I can't stand looking at that skinny figure that looks like she's back on drugs. Seriously, no body and no ass. Just skin and bones. Seriously, Brad Pitt and her deserve each other because he looks and seems to be a D-bag!!!

....just nick

Jennifer love Justin to much. She forget Brad pitt no more love him.

GCB

This Justin is seriously strange looking. I don't know what he is trying to impersonate but it ain't a normal person. He is sort of like a gothic version of a girly man. Is he hung like a horse? What does Jenn see in him?

WTF

This guy just looks like a real D-bag.

....just nick....

Oh jennifer i know you want Brad pitt. Trust me