Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux out and about in New York (9/18)

REMINDER: Jennifer Aniston has way more money than you, and it's not even close. Your mom and I both agree that you need to get your lazy ass off the couch and make something of your life. From the New York Post:
Jennifer Aniston dropped $450,000 on a painting by red-hot artist Glenn Ligon Thursday at Ben Stiller and David Zwirner’s Artists for Haiti charity auction at Christie’s. Aniston sat front-row with boyfriend Justin Theroux, who dutifully handled paddle duties during the bidding, which set a record for a Ligon work.

“People were clapping and cheering, which rarely happens at art auctions,” said a spy. “The auctioneer was right out of central casting, and she was joking with Ben in the front row.”
You've got to give Jen some credit for helping out a charity established to help rebuild Haiti, but is buying a piece of artwork really the best thing she could have done with her $450k? To really help the people of Haiti, they don't need cash, they need moving vans. The only people that probably want to move away from where they live more than Haitians are teenagers.

*8 Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux pictures total in the gallery:

  • Aniston Artwork 1
  • Aniston Artwork 2
  • Aniston Artwork 3
  • Aniston Artwork 4
  • Aniston Artwork 5

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