September 2011 NUDE!


Is Ashton Kutcher a sex addict?

Here's the latest on the Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore saga:

ASHTON'S WEDDING RING: TMZ says that Ashton was "proudly displaying his wedding ring" as he was leaving a motorcycle dealer in Hollywood yesterday. To be fair, I've heard that wedding rings are a great way to pull pussy, so I'm not too sure how much we can read into that.

TWITTER: There were reports earlier today that Ashton unfollowed Demi on Twitter. That's actually not true -- he still follows her (@mrskutcher). But he also follows MC Hammer (@MCHammer), so again, I'm not sure how much we can read into this.

SEX ADDICTION?: Ashton must be seriously jonesing for some pussy right now if this report from the Chicago Sun Times is true:
According to a close associate of Demi Moore’s, the actress believes Kutcher has “sex addict issues, but he won’t agree to get help or any kind of counseling.” Several sources also confirm Star magazine’s claim the couple have been quietly separated for a number of months ...
Ashton's a "sex addict"? I thought the technical term for that was "man." The real question behind this story is what is wrong with the casting directors for Two and a Half Men? Why can't they find one actor who isn't consumed by poon? To avoid this whole situation again, they should have just hired someone who wouldn't have been tempted by the charms of a woman -- i.e. someone that was more professional  . . . or named Anderson Cooper.

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What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ That chick Ashton allegedly banged is really cute [Egotastic]

+ Alessandra Ambrosio has some sexy long legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Vanessa Hudgens' sister is hot [Just Jared]
+ Busy Philipps upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Hugh Jackman is a show-off [The Blemish]
+ Kristen Stewart filming the dumbest movie of all time [Caught on Set]

+ That one chick quit Real Housewives [Socialite Life]
+ Lindsay Lohan is not lucid [Evil Beet]
+ LeAnn Rimes criticizes her husband [Cele|bitchy]
+ Remember Audrina Patridge? She used to be famous [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 6 musicians that will probably soon be in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 30

Christina Ricci on the set of Pan Am in New York (pics start here)

Maria Bello filming Prime Suspect in New York (pics start here)

Minka Kelly filming Charlie's Angels in Miami (pics start here)

Lauren Conrad leaving Beacher's Madhouse in Hollywood (pics start here)

Salma Hayek arriving to the Balenciaga show during Paris Fashion Week in France (pics start here)

Christy Turlington jogging in New York (pics start here)

Mark Wahlberg out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ali Larter leaving Party City in L.A. (pics start here)

Molly Sims and her new husband Scott Stuber out for a walk in Maui (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster heading to La Conversation for lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Shia LaBeouf at a coffee shop in Vancouver (pics start here)

Lea Michele arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Marion Cotillard arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kim Lee leaving the Newsroom Cafe in L.A. (pics start here)

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Stacy Keibler at the premiere of The Ides of March in L.A. (9/27)

Great news for those of you who've always wanted to see Stacy Keibler's ass (like me!). From Life & Style:
Stacy Keibler will be featured in a new 248-page coffee-table book, Culo (which means buttocks in Italian), by Raphael Mazzucco. The book features backside-inspired photographs and art pieces by Mazzucco -- and the former female wrestler takes it all off for art!

"Stacy posed for the book in June at the Beverly Hills Hotel," an insider tells Life & Style.

Although Stacy declined to pose for Playboy, she certainly had no problem taking off her clothes for the sake of fashion photographer Mazzucco's art.
Stacy wouldn't take her clothes off for Playboy but she has no problem taking them off in the name of art? Tell you what Stacy, you may not know this (or anything else) about me, but I too am considered a bit of an artist. So why don't you come over to my mom's basement, take your clothes off, and I'll sit quietly in the dark corner and, um, paint. Yep, that sound you're hearing is definitely me painting.

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Kirsten Dunst at the UK Premiere of Melancholia at the Curzon Mayfair Cinema in London (9/28)

Since I know you guys are just *dying* to know if Kirsten Dunst still has those two snaggleteeth, yep, she still does. That's her at the premiere of Melancholia in London on Wednesday night. Honestly, I'm surprised no one threw a tomato at her.

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Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos at The Grove in Hollywood (9/29)

*15 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery:

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Elle Macpherson is drunk

Elle Macpherson got hammered Wednesday night at C London restaurant in, you guessed it, London. In fact, she got so drunk that she actually laughed at Jay Leno's monologue on The Tonight Show. I know, right? This bitch must have been wasted!

*10 Elle Macpherson pictures total in the gallery:

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at The Grove in Hollywood (9/22)

Note to Kendra Wilkinson: It really is okay to keep some things in your life private. No, really. Especially now that you have a kid. Do me favor, research this word. From Life & Style:
"On Tuesdays before elimination, [my husband] Hank would come over to the set and bring a bottle of wine, and we would have sex in the trailer before the results show," the former Dancing with the Stars competitor writes in her new memoir, Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails and Getting My Sexy Back. "Whenever you saw me smiling on camera on Tuesdays, it's because I just had sex."
Is this story really supposed to be shocking? Even if Kendra hadn't become famous in the first place, she probably would have ended up having sex in trailers for the rest of her life anyway. The only difference between this semi-retarded hillbilly and regular trailer-trash is that Kendra still has all her teeth and uses a high-end designer still to make her moonshine. I'm just kidding, I actually don't know if she has all of her teeth.

*10 Kendra Wilkinson pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, September 29

Jennifer Aniston out and about in New York (pics start here)

Riley Keough on the set of Magic Mike in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian arriving at Barry's Bootcamp gym in New York (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Nina Dobrev appearing at WE Day at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Trader Joes in Studio City (pics start here)

Brooke Mueller leaving BOA steakhouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Elisabetta Canalis walking her dogs in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alicia Silverstone on the set of Gods Behaving Badly in Central Park, New York (pics start here)

Heidi Klum debuting her new signature fragrance Shine at the Mondrian Hotel pool in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Reality star Lisa Vanderpump (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) leaving her restaurant Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson signing copies of her new book Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails, and Getting My Sexy Back at Barnes & Noble in Philadelphia (pics start here)

Whitney Port leaving the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: