Sam's officially done with Lindsay

Samantha Ronson waiting for a ride in L.A. (8/3)

Aw dammit, I was hoping these two would reconcile. I'm such a hopeless romantic. Also, it's funny to think of them getting drunk and scissoring. From the New York Post:

Samantha Ronson is ready to scratch the heart tattoo she got in 2008 with Lindsay Lohan. Sources said Ronson headed to a tattoo station at Chicago's Lollapalooza where she helped design a skull and crossbones for guitarist Jimmy Messer from her band, the Undertakers. While watching the artist work on Jimmy at the Miami Express Yourself Oasis, a spy said, "Samantha brainstormed ideas for her next tattoo, which will be something on her left hand to cover up the small heart she got in 2008 to match Lindsay's tattoo."

Uh oh. Lindsay can't find employment and now she's losing her woman? She better be careful -- if most of her teeth start to fall out, people might confuse her with Charlie Sheen. Of course, it's pretty obvious why Sam has decided to cover up the tattoo she has on her hand -- her next girlfriend probably wouldn't appreciate the constant reminder of Lindsay when they're having sex.

*10 Samantha Ronson pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

Anonymous

Deport her

Unruly

WAR NICK!

Meanwhile, if covering up the tattoo helps her to quit making that "can you believe how fucking annoying I am?"-scowl, then it'll be a good thing.

Anonymous

Note the squinty evil looking eyes. This is no raving beauty.

Gianna

After the tattoo removal comes the crotch disinfecting.

SaucyBastard

Who's that homeless fellow?

Oh, and thanks CelebSlam for spamming the hell out of my Twitter account.

Paul

The Evil Sam will continue her terroristic propaganda campaign aginst poor LiLo. Even now she is recruiting the most hardcore PR Flacks to attack LiLo.

Chrissy

Sam already has a new girlfriend.Erin Foster. It's probably why she is getting rid of it.

Anonymous

Paul needed in aisle 2 to provide good intel.