Salma Hayek is rather attractive

Salma Hayek talks boobs in the September issue of Allure, specifically how awesome her own pair were in the past, and how awesome they are today. Paging Captain Obvious . . . Via the Huffington Post:

Ask Hayek whether any part of her body looked better ten years ago, and she'll tell you. "My boobs," she says with a laugh. "They're not bad, by the way. I'm not complaining about them."

Salma isn't the only one "not complaining" about her boobs. Those things have probably been the cause of death for more knuckle children than the invention of vaseline. Of course, Salma doesn't really have a right to complain about her tits anyway. Without those things, she'd probably be cleaning my house or mowing my lawn right now. You know, like my wife.

*13 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery: