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Paris Hilton out and about in St. Tropez (8/6)

MY CAPTION: Paris Hilton borrows Sarah Jessica Parker's hands for a weekend getaway to St. Tropez.

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[Flynet]
August 08, 2011
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  • Meh

    Paris Hilton tries to lick dry semen off her herpes sore...

  • Spoonmanners

    Why is her face always covered up more than Michael Jackson's face?

  • Jasper

    I hate it when man sauce dries up.

    Oh crap...I think I see one of the Kardshain whores up ahead.

  • Kevin

    I have some great property on Paris' chest for sale: Nice flat plains with very gently rolling hills. Occasional flooding due to difficult math problems and poor aim from her growing list of partners. Listed at $400,000; will consider all real offers, including but not limited to 3 or 4 rocks of crack or a reality tee-vee deal where I can act like an insufferable cunt while fisting a cow.

  • Sally

    Paris strolls through St. Tropez as hoards of ebullies sell their souls for a pair of True Blood headphones.

  • Anonymous

    I think the only one selling their soul here is Paris - and she sold it to Rick Solomon for a video camera and with night vision.

  • Mike

    I spend a fortune to look this cheap!

  • steve

    "Paris leaving the dentists office. I guess she must have pissed him off somehow. Revenge is great!"

  • steve

    "Paris practicing for the Tonguelimpics"

  • MsSooz

    "Just finished shooting my second sex tape, nailed it!"

  • steve

    "Greasy Bear fell on Paris' face last nite. He's ok".

  • steve

    "On other news, Petra Ecclestone punched Paris in the head".

  • steve

    "In other news, Paris caught a falling booger".

  • steve

    "Paris found that Lindsay tasted a little too tart".

  • steve

    Paris Hilton on the way to the hospital during a left sided stroke, as evidenced by right sided tongue paralysis".

  • just-this-guy

    Paris: "Line please!"

    Manager: "That's..."

    PH: "That's?"

    Mgr: "...hot"

    "Oh, right" Look into camera. "That's snot!"

  • steve

    "It's true....Paris gave Lindsay, her new bff, a rim job".

  • steve

    "Maybe no one will notice my herpes sore if I keep it covered".

  • steve

    "Hey Paris... Your hypoglossal nerve is fucked".

  • steve

    "Paris has lingering side effects from long ago blow jobs on Rick Solomon".

  • steve

    "Paris filed a malpractice suit today, as her doctor only injected half her tongue with botox"

  • IDC

    Ugh, I gotta tell them to start eating more fruit.

  • John

    You can take my botox when you pry it from my cold, dead hands...

  • JOHN

    tastes like herpicin and shame...

  • shags

    INCOMING!! SAY AHHHHHHHH!!!

  • John

    I told him to tell me when!

  • John

    Aim either here, or here, I don't want that shit in my hair..

  • Russ

    Next!

  • Ryan

    Paris Hilton licks the last part of her trip to St. Tropez off her top lip!

  • Thomas

    Ivan Pavlov's test subject #2

  • Chris

    "Good to the last drop. Thank you random pool boy."

  • spareho

    I make one sex tape and everyone thinks im a slut..... It was a glazed doughnut you perverts!

  • Superspecial

    Like a snake I don't need eyes. I can trace a bunny with my tongue.

  • Anonymous

    Spit or swallow????

  • Anonymous

    Is there semen on my lips?

    What about my forehead?

  • Bill

    Cum yum yum.

  • Is that an oil baron's penis covered in cocaine I see?

    Like, I am SO there...

  • billy

    the things i do for a new car

  • Nudgie

    Let's see...Notebook with my name on the outside 700 times so I know it's mine...check! Ring Rick Salomon gave me to ward off random STDs...check! iPhone with customized Address Book so I can find my way home after GLB date...check! Semen-flavored lip gloss? Priceless!!!

  • footballisus

    Wow I just pulled my head out of my cunt, and even with these cockamanied sunglasses all this daylight is just way to much for me to comprehend!

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