Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at O2 Shepherds Bush Empire ahead of Beyonce's new album launch and performance in London (6/27)

Gwyneth Paltrow is still keeping up the charade that she's a talented singer. Oh wonderful. *pokes eyes out with fork* From the New York Post:
Gwyneth Paltrow will join performers including Vampire Weekend, Ellie Goulding, Chromeo and the Naked and Famous at the Music to Know Festival presented by Bing in East Hampton on Aug. 13 and 14. Sources said she'll perform a short acoustic set in the event's VIP room on Aug. 13.
No words can describe how much I hate this condescending beotch. However, if you've ever wanted to know why Gwyneth acts the way she does, her disposition can be summed up perfectly with a quote from former Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Barry Switzer: "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple". So screw you Gwyneth Paltrow, some of us were born in the concession stand dumpster.

*16 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Ruth

    Gwyneth is a serious student of the political world. Her political observations and recommendations should always be heeded and followed. She is wise beyond her years.

  • JB Stoner

    Why don't you just stay in Paris? Country singer my ass. Your no more country than your idol, that pos, Mr. Obama

    PS - just ate a bunch of chilli and I feel a Paltrow coming on. Hope I have some reading material in the shitter

  • Anonymous

    She will be at the big O fundraiser in NYC next week, donating megabucks to his re election. She knows that O is the only hope for the civilized world.

  • Hawk

    How much longer before her marriage implodes?

  • nowthatstrailer



    Let me think...because she fucking sucks.

    http://www.nowthatstrailer.com

  • STD

    Well she is a celeb, well known international intellectual, and political pundit. Why not a talented singer?


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