Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at O2 Shepherds Bush Empire ahead of Beyonce's new album launch and performance in London (6/27)

Gwyneth Paltrow is still keeping up the charade that she's a talented singer. Oh wonderful. *pokes eyes out with fork* From the New York Post:
Gwyneth Paltrow will join performers including Vampire Weekend, Ellie Goulding, Chromeo and the Naked and Famous at the Music to Know Festival presented by Bing in East Hampton on Aug. 13 and 14. Sources said she'll perform a short acoustic set in the event's VIP room on Aug. 13.
No words can describe how much I hate this condescending beotch. However, if you've ever wanted to know why Gwyneth acts the way she does, her disposition can be summed up perfectly with a quote from former Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Barry Switzer: "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple". So screw you Gwyneth Paltrow, some of us were born in the concession stand dumpster.

*16 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paltrow Still Singing 1
  • Paltrow Still Singing 2
  • Paltrow Still Singing 3
  • Paltrow Still Singing 4
  • Paltrow Still Singing 5
  • Paltrow Still Singing 6
  • Paltrow Still Singing 7
  • Paltrow Still Singing 8
  • Paltrow Still Singing 9
  • Paltrow Still Singing 10
  • Paltrow Still Singing 11
  • Paltrow Still Singing 12
  • Paltrow Still Singing 13
  • Paltrow Still Singing 14
  • Paltrow Still Singing 15
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