Michael Jackson did 'far worse' than molest kids

Let's just get the child molestation story out of the way early today, before I eat breakfast. From the Daily Mail:
In his first interview since being jailed on 78 counts of wiretapping in 2008, Hollywood's most notorious private investigator has made an explosive claim concerning the late singer Michael Jackson. Pellicano revealed why he allegedly dropped the King of Pop as a client, after being hired to investigate one of the families accusing the singer in the 2003 child molestation case.

He claimed he told Jackson he would only work for him if he wasn't guilty: "I said, 'You don't have to worry about cops or lawyers. If I find out anything, I will fuck you over.' I quit after I found out some truths. He did something far worse to young boys than molest them."
I'm not usually one to believe a guy doing time in the pen, but who amongst us doesn't think Michael Jackson did "far worse" than molest young boys? Frankly, I'm a little surprised it's taken this long for someone to come forward. You'd have thought Macaulay Culkin would have had a press conference five minutes after MJ's funeral: "I'd like to take a moment to announce that I still have nightmares about sleeping on my stomach."

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