The guy from 'Lost' punched a chick . . . oh it gets worse

Matthew Fox punched a chick in the vagina

How was your weekend. Good? Did you punch a chick in the vagina? Because Matthew Fox did on Saturday night on Cleveland:

TMZ spoke with Heather Bormann ... who tells us she was driving a party bus for a private party Saturday night in Cleveland -- when Fox boarded the vehicle. Bormann claims she told Fox he wasn't welcome on the bus -- but he was too drunk to understand.

Bormann says, "He just kept staring at me with his mouth wide open and not saying anything. I told him, 'You have to leave buddy. You are trespassing on my bus.'"

That's when Fox "leaned in and started punching my crotch and breast ... I took one hand to his jaw and he was spitting blood. He stumbled backwards. This was my self-defense."

Bormann says she's meeting with prosecutors today -- and may press charges.

Wait, she might press charges? According to my deductive reasoning skills (and a picture of this chick), this is the first time a man -- let alone a handsome movie star -- has ever gotten that close to her vagina. She needs to settle the fuck down and drop this. It'd be like if I sued Alessandra Ambrosio for breaking into my house and jerking me off.

*5 Matthew Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

I don't believe any of it ever happened.

Joseph Momma

He kept punching him in the balls. I corrected it for you.

Anonymous

Some females have no sense of humor, at all. She looks like a whiner and taker.

8 inches

*Looks at her picture*

It's probably not the first time a fist's been near her vagina. It is however the first time that one was actually attached to a man.

Hawk

And I thought I had a crappy weekend.