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Remember that story last week about Lindsay Lohan suing Pitbull for "making fun of her" in his song "Give Me Everything" (Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' - I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan). I'm pretty sure the band at Kim Kardashian's wedding read it. From Life & Style:

"Kim had this amazing band, and they performed Pitbull's "Give Me Everything," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. "It was funny because Lindsay Lohan was there."

And while everyone else got up and danced to the tune, Lindsay opted to sit back. "A lot of people got up to dance to Pitbull, but not Lindsay," the eyewitness tells Life & Style. "She really didn't dance at all. She sat chatting with her mom, Dina, most of the night."

Embarrassing Lindsay in front of everyone has to be the real reason why Kim invited her to the wedding -- besides the fact that she would provide even more media attention. Frankly, with all of the attention-whoring Lindsay and Kim do, I'm surprised the universe didn't collapse in on itself when they got within a couple of feet of each other. Also surprising: that Kim didn't sell advertising space on her wedding dress like a NASCAR driver.

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

Danny

Good information over again. Thank you!

Unruly

"Frankly, with all of the attention-whoring Lindsay and Kim do, I'm surprised the universe didn't collapse in on itself when they got within a couple of feet of each other."

Couldn't have said it any better.

Nate

omg she sat and talked with her mom omg! Seriously not news.

Anonymous

Fact: She looks 40 (at least)

Fact: Everybody made fun of her on that wedding (granted, there were only unimportant pieces of shit there, but still...)

Fact: She has to suck cock for a living.

Anonymous

Why don't you haters take your phobias out on someone else.

Paul

It sounds like the Evil Sam backed anti-LiLo propaganda machine is going full blast. Some people just can't stand it that our LiLo is a beautiful multi-talented babe, with a lovely personality and heart of gold.

SSH22

She looks so worn out. Looks like a common Meth whore.

Litsa

Sorry. I didn't mean to reply to you. These fucking smartphones are very sensitive. Like my nipples on a cold November day.

Litsa

Smoked mozzarella raviolis sounds good. Oh and a freshly washed Lindsay vagina wouldn't be bad either.

Hawk

Nothing classier than a wedding band performing the greatest hits of Pitbull.