Lindsay Lohan is doing great

Remember when Lindsay Lohan told Life & Style, "Alcohol is just not part of my life"? Well her liver certainly doesn't. From the New York Post:
Lindsay Lohan is back to what she does best, partying late and falling over in public, according to spies at LA's Chateau Marmont. Fresh off her all-weekend party with Paris Hilton, La Lohan was back in vintage form at the celebrity hangout on Monday night. A witness told us, "She was in the bathroom and told her friend, 'Oh, my God, do you think everyone saw me fall flat on my face? I hate myself.' Then she stepped on my foot so hard." The spy said Lohan, in a short, black romper suit and strappy heels with her hair in a bun, "looked wobbly, and on her way back to her table outside stumbled over again. The next time she got up, hotel security had to give her a hand."
Is it any wonder that Lindsay hates herself? She's broke a convicted felon an alcoholic a drug addict thief unemployed dating the ugliest chick in the country a horrible--you know what, I could go on forever like this. Instead let's focus on all of the things that Lindsay is good at: putting food on my table wearing the shit out of a tank top.

*8 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Fall Down Club 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Fall Down Club 2
  • Lindsay Lohan Fall Down Club 3
  • Lindsay Lohan Fall Down Club 4
  • Lindsay Lohan Fall Down Club 5

[Pacific Coast News]

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