Chris Brown probably tapped that ass

Chris Brown received a standing ovation after the dance medley he performed Sunday at the MTV Video Music Awards. Um, except from Jay-Z, who sat stone-faced in the front row (pic here). That may have something to do with that fact that he discovered Rihanna and is pretty much like a brother to her. Also loving Chris' performance was Lindsay Lohan, who didn't attend the VMAs because she couldn't afford bus fare. She tweeted:

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And then followed that up with:

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Remember Lindsay -- if you want this relationship with Chris to work, you have to stand up for yourself. Nothing he hates more than a passive woman. Don't be afraid to voice your opinion, no matter how much Chris disagrees with it. And if you have to criticize him -- particularly right to his face in a disrespectin'-like manner -- I think you'll be greeted with a warm smile.

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