Kim Kardashian is married

Kim Kardashian officially married Kris Humphries Saturday in Montecito, California, in a lavish ceremony that was every bit earned by a chick who rocketed to stardom because she had sex with a guy on film a few years ago. Among the many guests attending the wedding were Eva Longoria, Demi Lovato, Mario Lopez, Avril Lavigne, Serena and Venus Williams, Nicole Richie, Ryan Seacrest, Julianne Hough, Maria Menounos, and incredibly, Dina, Ali, and Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay wasn't actually invited. She just happened to be in the area and heard there was an open bar. She can sniff those things out like a bloodhound.

And let us never talk about this wedding again.

*6 Kim Kardashian wedding pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Wedding 1
  • Kim Kardashian Wedding 2
  • Kim Kardashian Wedding 3
  • Kim Kardashian Wedding 4
  • Kim Kardashian Wedding 5
  • Anonymous

    The groom isn't black!!!!!!!

  • Carlos

    Was Bret Lockett invited to the wedding? What about board members of the NAACP?

  • master yoda

    With the kind of coin they made on this sham marriage, I'm surprised Bruce Jenner isn't banging black guys.

  • Anonymous

    This is a glorious and historic occassion. It will be written about and discussed for thousands of years. The virgin bride is just glowing.

  • Anonymous

    The whole world is overjoyed and celebrating with us.

  • Unruly

    The only way I could give less of a fuck about this excruciatingly banal horseshit is if I was paid to do so. (h'ohh-boy look out then..)

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  • Hawk

    I wonder how long Kris is contractually obligated to play out this farce?

    Two years?

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