Kendra Wilkinson is back to her old self . . . her old, slutty self

Kendra Wilkinson hosting a party at Wet Republic at The MGM Grand in Las Vegas (8/27)

Kendra Wilkinson was proud to tell People over the weekend that she's over this whole "being a mom" thing and is now back to dressing like a skank:

"[After I had a baby,] I felt like I had to be a different person. I had to be conservative and wear turtlenecks and be someone that I wasn’t. Now that I have my body back and I feel good again, I have the perfect amount of balance. It’s all about finding the balance."

Sorry Kendra, once you've had a kid, you'll never "have your body back." That's the whole reason why I'm against attractive celebrities that I masturbate to having babies. Sure, maybe they'll lose some of the baby weight and get back to their old slutty selves, but deep down inside we all know their vaginas have been stretched open almost as wide as Julia Roberts' mouth. No thanks, if I want to jerk off to something with a gaping hole in it, I'll spank it to the Theory of Evolution.

*25 Kendra Wilkinson pictures total in the gallery:

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Pruella W.

Some days she even FORGETS she has a child. When she's screwwwing at the bars she may remember later on..but oh it's not for long.

OrangeJelly

Grow up you filthy slut.

Fred

Outstanding info once again! Thank you;)

Nicky

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mickey

Not that I'm saying you must jerk off to moms, but my fucking god, please go take an anatomy class at your local junior college. If she was stretched that wide forever, her uterus would literally fall out of her. The plumbing doesn't work like that, boys. Goddamnit.

Anonymous

Any how do you know that her uterus isn't falling halfway out? These photos don't show it. BTW, Kendra sure seems to like it up the poop chute, maybe because its tighter that way, After all, she didn't have to shit the kid.

Anonymous

Sorry Kendra, but when you have a baby, you're supposed to be a differnt person. They're called grownups.

Anonymous

It's no fun being a grown up, and why should a person have to be a grownup? Thats what we have government for, to take care of us, and let us be kids and have fun all the time.

Anonymous

Thats what she gets for having unprotected sex - babies. They never learn, and her body will never be the same.

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