Kendra Wilkinson hosting a party at Wet Republic at The MGM Grand in Las Vegas (8/27)

Kendra Wilkinson was proud to tell People over the weekend that she's over this whole "being a mom" thing and is now back to dressing like a skank:
"[After I had a baby,] I felt like I had to be a different person. I had to be conservative and wear turtlenecks and be someone that I wasn’t. Now that I have my body back and I feel good again, I have the perfect amount of balance. It’s all about finding the balance."
Sorry Kendra, once you've had a kid, you'll never "have your body back." That's the whole reason why I'm against attractive celebrities that I masturbate to having babies. Sure, maybe they'll lose some of the baby weight and get back to their old slutty selves, but deep down inside we all know their vaginas have been stretched open almost as wide as Julia Roberts' mouth. No thanks, if I want to jerk off to something with a gaping hole in it, I'll spank it to the Theory of Evolution.

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