Kate Gosselin arriving at NBC studios in New York for an appearance on Today (8/8)

Will someone please just jump Kate Gosselin's bones already? Like John Mayer, for example. I'm sure he's not too busy. Hell, he could consider it a charity poke. It might even be a write-off. Anyways, Kate told Ann Curry on Today earlier this week:
"I'm definitely ready to start dating," said Gosselin, who added she'd like to get some of her best friends to round up any eligible men. "There are a lot of obstacles for me. The odds of me bumping into someone are rare."

"I have eight kids, I have a crazy work schedule, I'm known," said Gosselin. "It's sort of daunting when I think about the obstacles. I'm hoping that person is out there, because the kids on a daily basis are just begging me to get married again. They bring it up all the time."
If Kate's going to get into a relationship again, she's going to have to find the right kind of guy. And by right kind of guy, I mean one who's deaf, blind, and lobotomized -- so basically anyone in the Senate. Of course when Kate says she's "definitely ready to start dating," what she really means is that she's ready to get laid. Sorry Kate, if you want some ass, you're going to have to do what most celebrities in Hollywood do when they want to get some: exploit their fame pay for it.

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