Jerry Seinfeld is sort of a dick

Jerry Seinfeld leaving the Malibu Country Mart in Malibu (3/4)

Remind me the next time I'm summering at my fabulous estate in The Hamptons to not go up to Jerry Seinfeld for a picture. Oh that's right, I don't actually own a fabulous estate in The Hamptons. FML. From the New York Post:

Witnesses say that a grumpy Jerry Seinfeld was waiting for a table outside LT Burger in Sag Harbor the other day, when “three cute little girls approached.” One of the girls asked the TV giant if she could snap a picture of him posing with her sisters. “At first he pretended not to hear her,” said a spy. “When [the girl] asked again, he said, ‘No,’ and turned away.” Apparently the girls then walked away, dejected.

This isn't like Jerry Seinfeld at all. In the past when young girls wanted to hang out with him, he was fine with it. As a matter of fact, he usually dated them for a while. The bottom line is that Jerry needs to get over himself. No one likes a has-been actor who thinks his shit doesn't stink -- just ask (*insert any actor from Entourage*)

*13 Jerry Seinfeld pictures total in the gallery:

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Bob

Jerry is very politically aware and astute. His political observations and opinions carry great weight and should be heeded by all. We all need to listen to Jerry, follow his guidence and vote the way he says.

Anonymous

He is wise and a good democrat supporter of our president. Jerry knows the difference between good politics and bad radical politics.

jerry das juden

whats up with all of this hate;n i have always been an asshole but i just found a way to make a living at it

SeinfeldH8tr

Jerry Seinfeld is just another liberal asshole who thinks his shit don't stink. News for you Jerry Seinfeld, you are the shit that stinks up this world and with any luck we won't have to put up with it much longer you sorry fucking piece of shit! Have a great day jerkoff!!

v4vendetta14

If an adult asked him, I would completely understand. But 3 kids? Come on man!

Anonymous

What's the deal with has beens?

Robstrats

A picture of Jerry Seinfeld from March? Way to stay relevant Celebslam.

Hawk

The probably said something about The Marriage Ref.

Anonymous

liberal douche

Anonymous

I loved Shoshanna Lonstein's tits. They were like Punky Brewster's jugs before she got all self conscious and had them hacked off. Ahhhhh, memories...or is it mammaries?

Anonymous

Does he work, or do anything useful?