Jennifer Aniston taking it predictably slow with Justin Theroux

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston at Heathrow Airport in London (7/21)

Jennifer Aniston is taking it predictably slow with new boyfriend Justin Theroux . . . nah, I'm totally kidding. "IMPREGNATE ME WITH YOUR SEED JUSTIN!" From Us Weekly:

"They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family," an insider close to the pair tells the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday. "She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time."

And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says: "They both want it to happen soon."

"Jen hasn't felt this way about anyone since Brad," a pal says of Aniston's ex-hubby Brad Pitt. Adds another friend: "They are moving quickly, but they know the feelings they have about [each other] are different from past romances."

Jennifer Aniston's already talking about starting a family and settling down with a guy she's barely known two months? Gee, must be August. When Justin finally dumps Jen in November, I wonder if Us Weekly is going to use words like "smothered" and "pressured." Ohhhhh, I can hardly wait to find out! The suspense is killing me!

*16 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]

Anonymous

You have to give Jenn credit for picking manly men. Real studs.

Anonymous

He looks like a French pimp.

master yoda

Yeah, and an unsuccessful one as well.

Unruly

The peanut gallery is on point today.

Anonymous

I give it two more months.

master yoda

Love his understated travel outfit. Is that from the Gucci "Attention whore" collection?

Gianna

Wow.. November? That's a long time from now!

Upskrt Celebs

I want to eat out her dirt box.

Angus

Why don't you just suck Justin's dick? That's probably what Jennifer's "dirt box" tastes like.

Litsa

With all the guys that have been inside that box.

I would use industrial strength latex wrapped around my tongue and hope I don't catch a disease.