Hilary Duff's pregnant, Jessica Alba isn't

Hilary Duff is crazy horny, all the time

In baby news from over the weekend, Hilary Duff announced that she's pregnant yesterday -- the same day Jessica Alba had a baby daughter with a predictably dumb name (Haven). No word on who the father of Hilary's baby is but I'm really hoping it's her husband Mike Comrie, or you know, this post is gonna be pretty awkward. As for Jessica, she wrote on her Facebook page:

"Hi Everyone, Hope you're enjoying the weekend. Cash and I are so excited to announce the birth of our daughter, Haven Garner Warren. She was born on Saturday, weighed 7lbs, and was 19 inches long. Healthy and happy! Big Sister Honor couldn’t be more excited about the new addition to our family. Thank you for all of your support during my pregnancy. It means the world to me."

I can't believe she's just bragging like this about having unprotected sex. Typical Hollywood liberal . . .

*37 Hilary Duff pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet, WENN]

8 inches

Jesus Christ. That diamond is almost as big as one of my nuts...and I have Elephantitis.

Anon

Luck bastard to impregnate Hiliary Duff. She's hot.

Have the feeling though her hotness levels will start declining after a baby. She doesn't seem the type to be able to bounce back.

Sandy

Hilary Duff, MILF