Gwyneth Paltrow might get breast implants

While denouncing plastic surgery as "pure vanity" in the new German edition of OK! magazine, Gwyneth Paltrow says that she's considering getting a boob job after she's done breast feeding. Ugh, and you just know she's going to be pretentious as fuck about it. "My implants are actually made of Peruvian silicone. You can't just buy it anywhere, but luckily I'm good friends with Pedro Alvarez, the vice minister of Peru's Department of Agriculture, so I was able to get some." Quote via New York Magazine:
"Before I didn't care about it. And I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or other of those gimmicks out of pure vanity. But a breast correction after breast feeding — why not? There's actually nothing else to restore the original condition, isn't there?"
So plastic surgery is "pure vanity" and nothing more than a "gimmick" unless it happens to improve her appearance? What a hypocritical bitch. Gwyneth Paltrow bad-mouthing vanity is like Kirstie Alley belittling cheese cake -- as much as they like to deny it, it's just a part of who they are. Besides, if Gwyneth really wanted to improve her appearance, she wouldn't get her tits fixed -- she'd buy a muzzle.

*21 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Robstrats

    They make smile implants?

  • Gianna

    If she calls it breast correction then it's not breast implants in her weird mind.

  • Anonymous

    Gwyneth, has a career in porn, IF she gets big enough implants.

  • Anonymous

    If she gets large implants, she will be able to star in porn films.

  • master yoda

    hmmmm so, I guess Peruvian silicone is like regular silicone only with a hint of snake oil?

  • Anonymous

    She would look good in 40 EEs. Well she would look better anyway.

  • Unruly

    Lulz @ Peruvian silicone & Pedro Alvarez. Because you know it'll go *exactly* like that.

    Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth.

  • Bob

    does anyone really give a crap what this anti american is doing?

  • Anonymous

    There was not much to the original. They were pretty unremarkable except for their small size.


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