Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a ‘fat bitch’
Christina Aguilera leaving a recording studio in Burbank (6/23)
Wait a minute, let’s not jump to conclusions here. Maybe Kelly didn’t mean this in a negative way. For example, I call my wife a fat bitch all the time, but it’s because I love her so much. “Why isn’t dinner ready, you fat bitch!” From the Daily Mail:
Kelly Osbourne certainly shy in revealing how she feels about her nemesis Christina Aguilera. While shooting a segment for E!’s Fashion Police segment, the reality star criticised her rival’s fuller figure by calling her a “fat bitch.”
Commenting on a photo of the singer wearing a tight black dress, the 26-year-old sniped: “Maybe she’s just becoming the fat bitch she was always born to be. I don’t know. She was a cunt to me … She called me fat for so many fucking years, so you know what? Fuck you, you’re fat too!”
Well, if it isn’t the pot calling the kettle black. Or in this case, the cow calling the hippo fat. Kelly might think her shit doesn’t stink now that she’s recently lost a few pounds, but racist stereotypes have taught me that her weight is probably just like a Palestinian teenager — ready to blow up at any second. Frankly, Kelly’s kind of amazing. Even when she’s not eating that much these days, apparently she still can’t seem to keep her mouth shut.