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Britney Spears' second-choice career: teacher . . . of reading. The irony. It is so thick. From Britney's interview with Pop Justice:
Q: But what else would be different about your life, what else would you have done?

"It would probably pretty much be the same because I’m very strong in the way I raise my kids and stuff, so it would probably be pretty much the same but career-wise I’d probably be a teacher.  I love kids and even in what I do now one of my favorite parts of my day is getting to meet my fans before the show.  Especially the little ones.  They are always so cute."

Q: Is that something you were thinking of doing when you were younger?

"Yes.  My mom was a teacher."

Q: What would be your specialist subject?

"I’d specialise in reading and history."
Can you imagine if Britney freaking Spears were teaching your kids? They'd turn out more whacked than my dick after watching the High School Cheerleading Championships on ESPN. No, the only place where Britney would have the qualifications to teach would be at a Finishing School. Lesson 1: When you're having unprotected sex with a wannabe rapper, make sure he pulls out before he finishes.

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