Beyonce is pregnant!

Beyonce announced that she was three months pregnant last night at the MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. ("I have a surprise"). And yes, the VMAs somehow still exist. It'd be like if we still gave awards for whoever had the fastest horse and buggy.

Incidentally, upon hearing the news, Snooki (the whole Jersey Shore cast was there) walked up to Beyonce and handed her a card for her doctor at Planned Parenthood. "But can you use my frequent buyer card? One more punch in it and the next time I get a 'mistake' vacuumed out of me, it's free!"

*10 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Pregnant Belly 1
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