David Beckham at the beach in Malibu (8/12)

I just don't get what women see in this David Beckham guy. Besides unparalleled athleticism, worldwide fame, tens of millions of dollars in the bank, and rock-hard abs, he really doesn't have anything I don't have. Yet, it's been six months since I've been on a date, nine if you're not counting family members. I swear, women are so confusing. That's what I always tell my cats.

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  • you are so gay

    You (the writer) are getting gayer and gayer. Womens handbags and now Beckham's abs.

    Thats ok though (being gay that it)

    He probably got hundreds, not tens, of millions in the bank.

  • Anonymous

    He also has a hot wife.


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