Homeless dude kicked out of Ann Curry's house

A squatter (who may actually be Adam Duritz from Counting Crows) was caught living at Today Show host Ann Curry's $2.9 Manhattan townhouse over the weekend. Dammit, even homeless people live better than me. Fuck my life. From the New York Post:
The Post caught up with the hobo at a nearby McDonald's, and he claimed to have no clue about the absentee homeowner. "Ann Curry means crap to me!" barked the vagrant, who refused to give his name or age. "The reason I lived there was because they chased me out of Central Park."

He is the second homeless man to be found living in the brownstone in a year, with the previous one also hauled out by cops, a neighbor said. Curry, who lives in a doorman coop near Gramercy Park, "is currently traveling to Africa to cover the humanitarian crisis and could not be reached for comment," an NBC spokeswoman said.

"Last stop before our news team reaches the chaos of famine," she tweeted yesterday. "No one wants to turnaround."
It's kind of ironic that Ann Curry is traveling all the way to Africa to cover the humanitarian crisis that is going on there when there's one happening right inside her own $2.9 million house. If Ann had really wanted to reach the "chaos of famine," she could have just opened her front door.

*7 Ann Curry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ann Curry Squatter 1
  • Ann Curry Squatter 2
  • Ann Curry Squatter 3
  • Ann Curry Squatter 4
  • Ann Curry Squatter 5

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