Angelina Jolie leaving The Toy Station in London (7/26)

I miss the old Angelina Jolie who was more interested in what she could fit into her vagina rather than exotic desert crossings. From the New York Post:
Angelina Jolie is planning her next family adventure. She told the Financial Times she wants to "cross the Sahara," noting, "It takes 28 days . . . it would have to be on a camel. I wonder if I could do it in pieces and station the kids along the way."

Jolie, who with husband Brad Pitt adopted three kids from overseas, also explained how she juggles her multicultural brood: "They all have their flags over their beds and their individual pride. We owe Vietnam a visit, because Pax is due. [Zahara] wants to get back to Africa, and Shiloh, too. So everyone takes their turns in their country."
Listen Angie, if you want to spend 28 days in a sweltering shithole where there's no law and order and the people live like animals, you don't have to travel all the way over to Africa. Just visit Fresno in the Summer. In all seriousness though, what makes Angelina think that Zahara wants to go back to Ethiopia? If that kid wanted to surround herself with pestilence and flies again, she'd just audition for a part on Jersey Shore.

*31 Angelina Jolie pictures total in the gallery:

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